So I was sittin'

So I was sittin’ in BioChem, all like, man, I just took a test. Im really tired. So I was gonna go to sleep, and be all like, wow, Im not tired anymore. But then these two chicas were like, hey, lets go somewhere. And I was like, Well, I guess that’d be ok, even though Im tired and stuff. So they got me to come with them –



And we went somewhere close to UIS, like it was pretty close to University Hall compared to a lot of things, but it wasn’t really close, like the Kiwanis Stadium or the Satellite office for Housing in Pennyroyal 20; like we could of walked there, but it would have been a long walk, so we drove instead, and it was a pretty short drive.

So then when we got there, we all sat down in this room – it wasn’t a very big room, but I mean it wasn’t very small either – to give you a little bit of an idea, it was bigger than my room, but smaller than where I took my BioChem test. And it was a lot bigger than the car…

But anyway, we were all sittin’ there, and this guy walks in, and everybody starts clappin’ and stuff, and I’m like well I might as well… So I start clappin’, everybody’s havin’ a good time, but then like he like starts talkin’ in front of this non-podium. So, I’m sittin’ there, now I’m gettin’ kind of hungry and stuff too, plus I’m still tired, if you remember from when this story first started…



He talked for a while. I mean, it wasn’t real long, but it was kind of long, like longer than I would talk to somebody, but like less than when Dr. Trammel talked in BioChem on Tuesday, and a whole heck of a lot less than when Dr. Tim Miller talks anytime, but anyway I was gettin’ kind of bored, so I took some pictures of him… I mean, I wasn’t really bored, he was a really nice guy, but like I was kind of gettin’ like “hey, do I need to take notes? Or do you just want me to listen? Because if I don’t need to take notes, I gonna go get a snack, or maybe just some fritos…”



Then out of nowhere he said ‘Any questions?’ or something to that effect, it probably wasn’t that exactly, but I guess everyone assumed that's what he meant, like I could say ‘Any questions?’ and it would drive the same point home. Then he picked on someone he called The Press to ask him a question, but I thought it was kind of weird, because right after that he called on somebody else, but like he had the same name, like he called him The Press too. I guess they were brothers, or cousins, or maybe just distantly related members of a clan descendent from one of the ten cities I found when I MapQuest-ed ‘Press’ in France.



Soon afterwards, everyone got up and clapped again, including me, because it really was good speech, I mean it was more entertaining than a lot of class discussions I’ve had before, but not nearly as educational as when Dr. Tim Miller talks. But anyway, it was about that time that I took a few more pictures of him, and then all of a sudden a bunch more of those French guys surrounded him with all of these lights and poles (I don’t mean Polish people, I mean metal sticks with cushions on the end, like, they’re there in the picture). So I guess he had to answer their questions too; it’s kind of hard to get away from a crowd like that.



So the point of my story is, I eventually got back home and had some lunch, and then I took a nap.

=D

**Oh wait! My bad – that thing he was talking in front of WAS a podium… Sorry I always mix those two up…**

- JK